User:Epithet
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This account may be the same user as Submergence. Attention user: If you are genuinely not Submergence please take it to your discussion page. --SquidMan 05:25, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
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Epithet is a pretty cool guy. When he's not busy wringing newborn puppies' necks, he is wiping grammatical or spelling errors off of the face of the planet.
What he does here
Epithet is a perfectionist. Everything must be without error. If he finds a mistake, he mentally seizes and cannot work or think for no more than 99 minutes. Once this episode is over, Epithet scrambles to his keyboard and fixes the aforementioned error.